This blog is currently experiencing technical difficulties and is currently unable to upload new content. The reason for this is that the head of the Blog Content Development Department is suffering from NERATS syndrome. (Nothing Even Remotely Amusing To Say) It is hoped that this is only a temporary interruption of normal services, and this blog apologizes for any inconvenience that it may have caused you.
This blog holds itself to the highest of standards, unless you include spelling words correctly all the time, and it is working overtime to rectify the situation by any means necessary. The current strategy being employed is having the head of the Blog Content Development Department repeatedly strike his cranium on a wall and yell, “Think of something you big loser!” If this fails, even more desperate measures will be taken, such as widening this blog’s content niche to include politics and origami.
However, this blog would like to assure you that it has no intention of ever lapsing into re-runs. This blog’s motto is “If You’ve Already Read It Once And It Wasn’t Funny, There’s No Way It’s Going To Be Funny A Second Time Around.” This blog stands behind this motto one-hundred percent.
Starting now.
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